hey… no fair, college
as knowledge increases wonder deepens
when I dream about you immediately after I have teeth-falling-out dreams You and loss, man
'cause these lyrics...
Is that what you call tact? You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back So let’s end this call and end this conversation And is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with Cause you left the frays from the ties you severed when you say “best friends” means friends forever Is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with Cause...
learning not to feel the need to respond to you
GOT A SOCIETY6
and still I cannot believe you
“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.”
“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” -DQ
“Add one little bit on the end… Think of ‘potato’, how’s it spelled? You’re right phonetically, but what else…? There ya’ go… all right!” —“correcting” a student’s correct spelling of the word “potato” during a spelling bee at an elementary school (he told the student to add an “e” at the...
“Mars is essentially in the same orbit … Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.” - Dan Quayle
“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.” - George Bush
leavemethefuckalone :’( Idon’twanttohateyou bedone
Good morning, Andy. I love the way you eat pita chips. Please do it more.
conducive neither to work, nor creativity
happy seis de mayo
and eminent disaster dreams
… boone in two? days
heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned
you give me teeth-falling-out dreams
And there will come a time, you’ll see, with no more tears. And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
I just kind of want to Bitch Slap everything
if you know what I mean Earrings? Bitch Slap! Poster? Bitch Slap! Lampshade? Bitch Slap! Bitch Slap? Bitch Slap! bitch slap up in this bitch
I have no use for adventure pants anymore
what has my life come to
fuck all the world
I can't remember to forget you.
You ARE a giant asshole. Good-bye.
continuation uhvvvv dah. list.
4. wearing underwear
why am I awake ever, you ask?
I dohn know! no bo dy asks that
My parents’ old counselor/friend is dying. He got his friend to dial my dad’s number just to say he loves them. d’aww